The other day I was just watching outside my window and on roof of the parking area of the building in front of mine, I saw a group of four birds, divided in two, lets call them group A and B, facing each other. They seemed to be 'arguing' about something (Scene I) and I saw one of the birds from A fly away to a ledge, the other three were arguing among themselves . Some time later one of the B goes on the same ledge as the one from A and then they start talking (Scene II). Meanwhile the other two on the roof are engaged in their own convo (Scene III). Later, those two fly back together to the roof and they all talk again for sometime (Scene IV) before flying off altogether. I just thought it would be a good idea to translate into human language what those birds might have been arguing about, and I'll assume that the two groups comprised of couples, A and B. I'll name the birds as follows:
(A) - Male bird: James
- Female bird: Janet
(B) - Male: Rocky
- Female: Rachel
[SCENE I]
James: Heyy Rocky, how you doin' man, long time no see? where have you been?
Rocky: Lol yeahh long time indeed, well you know, i been flyin' around, here and there.
Rachel: (Sarcastic) Yeahhh flyin' around doing what rocky? why don't ya tell James that hmmmm?
Rocky: Darling please...not in front of my friends. I told you not to talk about it outside of the nest.
Janet: What happened Rachel? Tell me everything!!
Rocky: Just what we need!! a freaking gossiper asking about details now!! Happy now RACHEL?? You just gotta open your big beak don't ya!!
Janet: (feeling hurt) ....me...gossiper? :'( sooo uncalled for!!
James: Darling he didn't mean that. (Whispering to Rocky) Thanks A-Hole!! Now I gotta quiet her down.
Rocky: I'm....*sigh* I'm sorry Janet I didn't mean what I said. It's just that I....
Janet: Just shutup, don't talk to me :'( (flies away to ledge)
James: Rocky you cocky SON OF A HUMAN!!
Rocky: WTF!! Is it my fault that your wife is so goddamn emo!!??
Rachel: Just because a girl feels hurt does NOT make her an EMO Rocky!!
Rocky: Ugghhh, stop yakkin' in ma ear will ya. Let me solve one problem first!
[SCENE II]
Rocky: Look Janet, things haven't really been looking up for me these days aite, me and Rachel are going through tough times, the kids are yet to learn how to fly, and snails are hard to come by these days, so please, don't take my comments to the heart. I'm sorry.
Janet: (gains some composure) Goddamn you Rocky, I mean I know I talk quite alot but nobody has ever called me a 'GOSSIPER'. It's not the whole world's fault that you're going through tough times!
Rocky: You're right, I said I'm sorry didn't I? Now please, calm down, relax, and come back with me.
Meanwhile on the Roof - [SCENE III]
James: Sooooo....rachelll....wasss happenin'
Rachel: Ermm James....you...you feelin' alright?
James: Ohh yeah, tip top, top of the tree branch, el perfecto...what about you? :$
Rachel: Ahmm...i'm fine....why are you blushing though? :S
James: ....:$$$$
Rachel: Ohhh...kayyy (to herself "Retarded dude, don't know what does Janet see in him, weirdo")
James: (Ohhh how beautiful is Rachel, her beak is like a fine flower on one summer day....her eyes, the most beautiful black beads there are, how i wish i could hold her wings in mine and sing a song of luuurrrvee)
[Rachel snaps her wings]
Rachel: Sky to James, why the heck are you staring at me like you're gonna eat me or something?
James: Well...I've always thought that you're quite...you know...sweet...
Rachel: ... ahann...
James: ...and cute...:$..
Rachel: Tell me more....
James: Btw, what happened between you and Rocky?
Rachel: Leave that, tell me, what do you think of me?
James: Ohh..well...I guess I sort of....
Rachel: Ahannn....go on....
James: I sort of like you :$$$$$
Rachel: awww shoooo cute :D blushy squishy guuji guuji birdy :D Tell you what...Rocky will go away on a business trip for a few days next week. I'll send you a 'TWEET'...you can come over then?
James: What business trip?
Rachel: Oh he's going snail-hunting on a company sponsored trip.
James: Ohh I forgot the company's name. What was it again..?
Rachel: 'Birdass Flyers Co.'
James: Lol, nice. Well anyway, yeah you can send over a tweet and I'll bring the nectar ;)
Rachel: Sweet ;)
[SCENE IV]
Rocky: Well, Janet's hopefully fine now, aren't you? :)
Janet: Hmm...yeah...I guess so...Hey btw, what really happened between you and Rocky, Rachel?
Rachel: I think Rocky should answer that...right darling?
Rocky: (Mouthing to Rachel: HUMAN) *Ahem* Well....ermm....oh geee look at the time, it's 5 already, shouldn't we all be going to work now..?
James: uhh uhh. You ain't gettin' away from this one bud. Tell us, what happened?
Rocky: .....:$...well....errr....um.......
Rachel: He's an alcoholic now James. Hooked on Vodka and Gin. Last night he was caught pooping in the White House garden while shouting 'DOWN WITH USA!! BAN HUNTING SEASON!!'
James: But...banning the hunting season, its a good cause isn't it?
Rachel: Lol, yeah but only if you have some supporters in it. Shoutin' your ass off at night while drunk only means you're mentally retarded.
Rocky: Come on now Rachel!! I promised you that I'd quit didn't I? I promised I'd go for Rehab. If Lindsay can do it, so can I.
Janet: Lindsay went for drug rehab you idiot, not for alcoholism.
Rocky: Fine then!! I'll go the Altaf Hussain way!! I'll not stop drinking, and I'll make my own party, get some support, recruit some brave birds and make speeches while drunk!! How's THAT for rehab....HUMANS!!
James: umm...Ok, relax everyone. I think we all need to go home and talk instead of here. Too many humans around, and I've been noticing one that's been watching us since a long time from the window across the road, and frankly it scares me, I don't want to find out if he's carrying a hunting gun or not sooo please. Let's go.
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