A Hearty Disease

DISCLAIMER: All characters and events described herein are fictitious (Yeah right!!) and bear no resemblance to real persons or events whatsoever (Whatever!! :D ). Any similarities are purely coincidental. ( a LOL to that).

T= Tigress
P= Panda
R=Rapunzel

T: Yaar Tai Lung was sooo handsome, he used to stare at me throughout all our Kung Fu classes. Every time I did a flying roundhouse kick I used to catch a glimpse of him staring at me, it was shoooo cute.

P: Come onnn, seriously? Seems like he had a crush on you ;).

T: Yeahh I guess so. Even I have a crush on him.

P: Lol, why not add him on FB then?

T: I'm too scared for that. A few of my tiger friends told me that he's arrogant. He won't accept my friendship request for sure.

P: You're sure he won't? Or are you assuming just because of hearsay?

T: Well....

P: Add him, trust me he'll add you up if he's interested.

T: Alright, I'll take your word for it. If he doesn't add me I'll skadoosh you so badly you won't be able to stand up.

P: hahahahhaha :D yeahhhh right :D

T: *gives serious look*

P: Wait....seriously? :|


DAY 2:

T: AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh :D:D:D:D he added me he added me he added meeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D:D:D thankyouu thankyouuuuu thankyouuuuuuuu :D:D:D

P: Oyee hoyyyyyeeeeeeee ;) congratshhhhhhhhh.

T: Looooollll thnkshhhhhh thankshhhhhhh :P now what do i do?

P: huhhhhhh....? what do you mean? You'll try to get him to confess that he likes you, no?

T: I dunno....I don't really know if I'm ready for something like a relationship.

P: Erm......ohhh...kayyyy.

DAY 3:

T: Oyee wasupppp.

P: Noothing much yoo, you tell?

T: Same same. Btw, I think I have a crush on Monkey :$

P: :OOOOO huhhhhh!!! Lolllllzz are you serious? :D

T: Well...he's cute you know :$ great as a person too. I wouldn't mind marrying him for sure.

P: Hahahahah omg :D what's next, a crush on Master Shefu? :P lolllzzz

T: :$$$$$ ermm........

P: Doubleeee Ohh-EM-GEE!! hahahaha :D you actually have a crush on Shefu as well??? :D

T: Yaar he's extremely nice as a person.

P: Stillll, he's much much older than you areeee :S

T: Yeahh but...its a crush you know, I can't help it.

P: Dayeemmmmm. Listen, you can really have more than one crush at a time? :S

T: 5 easily. LOl :D

P: hahahahha you know that its a disease? :P

T: Ohh really? What's it called then?

P: It's called the Multiple Crush Syndrome.

T: Grrrrr :@

Day 4:

Rapunzel: Listennnn tigress, don't call Prince Charming on your graduation treat. It would be very awkward for me if Panda starts teasing me in front of him :P

P: Guilty as charged. :D hahahha

T: Naah he won't do that, I know he won't. Don't worry.

P: Yeahhhh don't worry, I won't tease, I'll just bring my good friend Buzz Lightyear along with me.

R: Looooolzzz whatttt the helllllll.

P: Yeaaapppppp, I'll bring Buzz and I'm sureee that he knows Charming too :D it would be fun, no?

R: Hahahaha :D I'll killlllll youuuuuu!!!

T: Loll chill, he's just kidding around.

R: Yaar I have to go now, I'm feeling sleepy.

P: Sleepy? Yeah right, she's going to make a phone call to Buzzzy fuzzy :D hahahahha

R: youuuuuuuuuuuuu, I'll murder youuuuuuu :P

P: Bwahahahha :P Chalo jao talk to your buzzzyyyyy :P

R: Byeee :P

T: You think she and Buzz have something going on? Seriously?

P: Yeappp, like you have going on with Tai Lung, Monkey and Shefu :P hahaahhaha

T: I would slap youuuuu but I can't reach you. Too tall you are :(

P: Dekh lo hahaaha :D

T: I think I'm going to go sleep too.

P: Ofcourse, a new day, new crushes :D haina :D hahahaha Multiple Crush Syndrome, the cure is only Shaadi :P hahahaha

T: Maar paregi!! Panda :P lol :D

P: Noo chance :P

T: Goodnite, tc.

P: Get well soon, tc. Goodnite.

T: Get well kyun?

P: Crush syndrome :P

T: ARggghhhhh :@

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P.S. Read that Disclaimer in the start? Yeappp it was a lie :P huuuuhahahaha :P

The Phones talk!!

Shopkeeper: Thankyou for your purchase sir! Come again!

*door closes*


Sony ericsson W810i: *Sigh* There goes good ol' Aino, I'll miss him alot though :(

Moto VE66: Ahh don't worry, a new Aino will sit in his place.


W810: But it won't have his personality would it?

V66: Whatchu talkin' about, same circuitry, same software, soo duhhh he'll have the same personality!


W810: But me and that Aino were friends for like months! I won't get my friend back.


V66: Yeahh but....

*Someone slides open the battery cover of V66*

V66: GODDAMMIT IPHONE!! WHAT THE EFF!!

Iphone: Loooooll wedgieeee :P Why are you so down Walkboy?


W810: Aino left.


Iphone: Awww damn, he was fun to mess around with, he had a small slider but...it was fun anyways.

Moto V3: *flips open* Yawwwwwwwnn.....good morning everyone, wasuppp?


V66: *after getting his cover back on* Aino left today. *punches Iphone*


V3: ohh shit...has anyone told Xperia about this....? :\

All: Uhhh...ohhh...


Later in the day

Xperia X10: *sobbing* I loved him, soooo very much :''(


V3: There there, Xp, it's gonna be alright you know. There will be other Ainos, maybe even better, with better software than you deserve :)


X10: *sniff sniff* But he was mine, however buggy he was, whatever firmware he had, I loved him. What will happen to me and Mini now? :''((

W810: Mini? Who in the hell is Mini? Aino never mentioned this name :S

X10: *becomes a bit normal* Well, Aino and I were married once. We go a long way back W810, before you even were manufactured. We had our firmware issues, sometimes he was buggy, sometimes I was, but we both got updated over those issues. But one day he just froze on me. For me that was the last straw, so I broke it off. But from that marriage I had a child, I named her X10 Mini.


V66: How come we've never seen or met Mini then?


X10: She's in a different shop that's why. This guy in ours hasn't kept Mini here.

W810: That SOAB.

X10: Don't be so hard on the shopkeeper :S


W810: I'm talking about Aino!! He never told me he was married! Despite being my best friend, or so I thought.

Iphone: Oii!! Don't you dare abuse Aino! Or else I'll break your joystick!

W810: Oh yeah? I'm no K300 boy, I have a D-pad, not a joystick. You wanna go for it then go ahead! I'll pound you into the ground I swear! You don't know the power of my Bass Boost yet!

V66: Calm down people, please. X10, so what do you plan to do now?

X10: I dunno, I guess I'll go shut off for sometime.

*X10 goes into her box*

DAY 2

HTC Hero: Oiii, you there, you orange fellow!

W810: Orange? What do I look like to ya, and who the hell are you?

Hero: I'm Hero.


W810: *sniggers* Oh....*giggle* hahahahahahhahahha


Hero: What's so dang funny orange boy?


W810: Loll ohh nothing, Hero, hahahahhaa :D how cheap is that name, sounds like some barber shop. 'Welcome to the Hero barber shop - we make you from Saleem to Salman'. LOOLL


Hero: Uhh....huh.....talk about cheap and I know what sense of humor you have -_-

V66: Ahhh helloo, who are ya new piece?

W810: He's....*giggle* HERO :P


V66: Huh? hahahhaha Hero :D hey hey you remember that joke Aino told about that barber shop? :D


W810: Yeahh I applied that to him :P HERO :D Ohh mann this is good :D


X10: *yawnnn* What's all the commotion about? Oh.......hi....

Hero: *stares at X10* H...hi....I'm....*clears throat* I'm Hero....what's your name?


X10: Xperia *blushes* I like your name...Hero....I remember once Aino told a joke about....

Hero: Who is this Aino you all keep talking about?

V66: He's Xperia's X.


Hero: Ohh...what happened to him?


X10: He was bought yesterday.


Hero: Ohh :s I'm sorry about that, how are you feeling.


X10: Hmm...I'm better....partly thanks to you...Hero *blush*

Hero: Awwww cute, your touchscreen is turning red...


W810: sheeesh...

Iphone: *starts playing Hero by Enrique Iglesas*

Hero: Well....*ahem*....would you like to get recharged with me sometime X10?

X10: Ohh I thought you'd never ask <3


W810: *Kicks Iphone's menu button*

Iphone: *gasping for air, falls to the ground*

V66: Ohhhhh hoo hooo hooo cheap shot :D Wrong place to be kicked at ehhh Iphone :D Now I hope you won't think about wedgies, at all :P


W810: *whispers* X10, what about Mini?

X10: She'll manage to get bought, no worries :D

Hero:What are you two talking about?


W810: Nothing...Hero...*LOL*barber shop :P

Later

Hero: Hey walkboy, check out my apps, I have weather update, Googlemaps, News, Games, everything. What do you have?


W810: Meray paas Bass Boost hai.

V66: Hey Hero, this isn't your show-off club, go back into your box or else...


Hero: Or else....what? You'll open your slide? Oooooh i'm scared now.

*V3 sneaks from behind and flips open, pushing Hero from the shelf*


Hero: Aaahhhh!!! *Thumpppp* My SCREEN. MY SWEET TOUCHSCREEN. WHO PUSHED ME :@

V3: Hey, up here  Hero-to-zero ;) I pushed ya.

W810: Hey hero! You got mud all over your screen now. LOL. You're a tainted Hero now.


X10: Hey Hero! You suck!


W810: ???? Whoahhh hooo hoo....hold on....weren't you the one who was turning red at seeing him?

X10: :$ Well...yeahh....but he's not my type I guess....

V3: Ohhh...kayyy....sooo who's up for some recharging? My box is the place to go...

Iphone: *gasping for attention*

V66: You guys go ahead, I'll come with him when he....ummm....feels better....

W810: Sorry Iphone, for the kick...

Iphone: *shows him the finger on his touchscreen*

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Note: Dear cell phone enthusiasts, kindly ignore the timeline of when the cell phones in this little dialogue were released, it's just fiction ;)