Sunday, July 24, 2011

A Hearty Disease

DISCLAIMER: All characters and events described herein are fictitious (Yeah right!!) and bear no resemblance to real persons or events whatsoever (Whatever!! :D ). Any similarities are purely coincidental. ( a LOL to that).

T= Tigress
P= Panda
R=Rapunzel

T: Yaar Tai Lung was sooo handsome, he used to stare at me throughout all our Kung Fu classes. Every time I did a flying roundhouse kick I used to catch a glimpse of him staring at me, it was shoooo cute.

P: Come onnn, seriously? Seems like he had a crush on you ;).

T: Yeahh I guess so. Even I have a crush on him.

P: Lol, why not add him on FB then?

T: I'm too scared for that. A few of my tiger friends told me that he's arrogant. He won't accept my friendship request for sure.

P: You're sure he won't? Or are you assuming just because of hearsay?

T: Well....

P: Add him, trust me he'll add you up if he's interested.

T: Alright, I'll take your word for it. If he doesn't add me I'll skadoosh you so badly you won't be able to stand up.

P: hahahahhaha :D yeahhhh right :D

T: *gives serious look*

P: Wait....seriously? :|


DAY 2:

T: AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh :D:D:D:D he added me he added me he added meeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D:D:D thankyouu thankyouuuuu thankyouuuuuuuu :D:D:D

P: Oyee hoyyyyyeeeeeeee ;) congratshhhhhhhhh.

T: Looooollll thnkshhhhhh thankshhhhhhh :P now what do i do?

P: huhhhhhh....? what do you mean? You'll try to get him to confess that he likes you, no?

T: I dunno....I don't really know if I'm ready for something like a relationship.

P: Erm......ohhh...kayyyy.

DAY 3:

T: Oyee wasupppp.

P: Noothing much yoo, you tell?

T: Same same. Btw, I think I have a crush on Monkey :$

P: :OOOOO huhhhhh!!! Lolllllzz are you serious? :D

T: Well...he's cute you know :$ great as a person too. I wouldn't mind marrying him for sure.

P: Hahahahah omg :D what's next, a crush on Master Shefu? :P lolllzzz

T: :$$$$$ ermm........

P: Doubleeee Ohh-EM-GEE!! hahahaha :D you actually have a crush on Shefu as well??? :D

T: Yaar he's extremely nice as a person.

P: Stillll, he's much much older than you areeee :S

T: Yeahh but...its a crush you know, I can't help it.

P: Dayeemmmmm. Listen, you can really have more than one crush at a time? :S

T: 5 easily. LOl :D

P: hahahahha you know that its a disease? :P

T: Ohh really? What's it called then?

P: It's called the Multiple Crush Syndrome.

T: Grrrrr :@

Day 4:

Rapunzel: Listennnn tigress, don't call Prince Charming on your graduation treat. It would be very awkward for me if Panda starts teasing me in front of him :P

P: Guilty as charged. :D hahahha

T: Naah he won't do that, I know he won't. Don't worry.

P: Yeahhhh don't worry, I won't tease, I'll just bring my good friend Buzz Lightyear along with me.

R: Looooolzzz whatttt the helllllll.

P: Yeaaapppppp, I'll bring Buzz and I'm sureee that he knows Charming too :D it would be fun, no?

R: Hahahaha :D I'll killlllll youuuuuu!!!

T: Loll chill, he's just kidding around.

R: Yaar I have to go now, I'm feeling sleepy.

P: Sleepy? Yeah right, she's going to make a phone call to Buzzzy fuzzy :D hahahahha

R: youuuuuuuuuuuuu, I'll murder youuuuuuu :P

P: Bwahahahha :P Chalo jao talk to your buzzzyyyyy :P

R: Byeee :P

T: You think she and Buzz have something going on? Seriously?

P: Yeappp, like you have going on with Tai Lung, Monkey and Shefu :P hahaahhaha

T: I would slap youuuuu but I can't reach you. Too tall you are :(

P: Dekh lo hahaaha :D

T: I think I'm going to go sleep too.

P: Ofcourse, a new day, new crushes :D haina :D hahahaha Multiple Crush Syndrome, the cure is only Shaadi :P hahahaha

T: Maar paregi!! Panda :P lol :D

P: Noo chance :P

T: Goodnite, tc.

P: Get well soon, tc. Goodnite.

T: Get well kyun?

P: Crush syndrome :P

T: ARggghhhhh :@

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P.S. Read that Disclaimer in the start? Yeappp it was a lie :P huuuuhahahaha :P

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